timeoff, people! funny joke here
)) Girls vs boys
. Girls' English
. 1
.Yes
. = No
. 2
.No
. = Yes
. 3
.Maybe
. = No
. 4
."It's your decision
." = The correct decision should be obvious by now
. 5
."Do what u want
." = You'll pay 4 this later
. 6
."We need to talk
." = I need to bitch
. 7
.Sure
. Go ahead
. = I don't want you too
. 8
.I'm not upset
. = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron
. 9
.How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4
. 10
.Is my butt fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful
. 11
.You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me
. 12
.Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
. Guy's English
. 1
.I'm hungry
. = I'm hungry
. 2
.I'm sleepy
. = I'm sleepy
. 3
.I'm tired
. = I'm tired
. 4
.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you
. 5
.Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you
. 6
.Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you
. 7
.May I have this dance? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you
. 8
.Nice dress
. = Nice cleavage
. 9
.You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
. 10
.What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now? 11
.What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
. 12
.I'm bored
. = Do you want to have sex? 13
.I love you
. = Let's have sex right now
. 14
.I love you too
. = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now! 15
.Let's talk
. = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me! 16
.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys
. you like it?
