Offtopic: Funniest Joke!

[funnyjokar1]

timeoff, people! funny joke here ))    Girls vs boys.    Girls' English.    1.Yes. = No.  2.No. = Yes.  3.Maybe. = No.  4."It's your decision." = The correct decision should be obvious by now.  5."Do what u want." = You'll pay 4 this later.  6."We need to talk." = I need to bitch.  7.Sure. Go ahead. = I don't want you too.  8.I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron.  9.How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.  10.Is my butt fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful.  11.You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me.  12.Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead.    Guy's English.    1.I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.  2.I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.  3.I'm tired. = I'm tired.  4.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.  5.Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.  6.Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.  7.May I have this dance? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.  8.Nice dress. = Nice cleavage.  9.You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.  10.What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?  11.What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.  12.I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?  13.I love you. = Let's have sex right now.  14.I love you too. = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!  15.Let's talk. = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!  16.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys.    you like it?